Just a little change to our refund policy…

After some careful consideration I decided on the following, I think you’ll like….

100% Money back guarantee – If you’re not 100% satisfied with your purchase, let us know within 100 days of purchase, and we’ll refund the full purchase price – and you get to keep the soap! That’s right. No need to worry about returning it – we won’t take it back anyway due to our no return policy. (We can’t be seen to be recycling personal hygiene products, and unnecessary freight movements just adds to unnecessary waste energy.)

I was just thinking about all the people who go through the self-service checkout at the supermarket. How annoying it is to have to scan and bag your own groceries, all the while they pay someone to stand there watching that you don’t slip a little something extra through without paying, basically treating you like a criminal - not to mention the hundreds of cameras that scan your face and zoom in on your every move. Where has the customer service gone? Where has the basic level of trust and respect gone?

Well I’m bringing it back. As a measure of trust, respect, and customer service, I introduce the boldest money back guarantee in history.